Good. May they fall another 40% in 2026. Fuck that company.

I read ‘bomb recipes’ as, like, fuckin awesome recipes for things. I’m fat.

Sad state of affairs.

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Yeah. No shit. wtf did they think was gonna generate returns? They wanna run ads in the middle if responses?

Oh shit. I’m playing this in Morgan Thorne’s basement at 2am, while he sleeps, because my home PC won’t run this. Good times.

Imagine, I got a 7 day ban on Reddit for saying it would be funny if someone stole an ICE dick’s car and left him standing there with his little mask.

These guys deserve so much worse than being stranded like that. And Reddit is ri-god-damn-diculous.

My labour ain’t free.

The US as a unit should refuse to pay taxes until the files are released.

They have attack plans drawn out on most countries.

That’s what this shitfuck does. He ‘jokes’ about an idea, then repeats it until it sounds normal, then does whatever the fuck he wants and nobody does anything about it.

I sure am sick of super fast, stable internet connections. Let’s all get something that fucks up when it’s cloudy.

Which is why I’m here and not there. It’s the internet: I hope nobody posts their hot takes! Reddit needs to lighten up. Or even better, fuck off.

My friend Pat and I used to remove labels from cans in people’s pantries at university.

This cracked me up way more than it should have.

Sold my Golf R a while back. Wasn’t planning on buying another VW, but this is the nail in that coffin.

I understand your desire, but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna use any spreadsheet software on my phone. I can think of few worse platforms for excel. Even my iPad Pro is a nightmare if I don’t have my Magic Keyboard and a mouse. I’ll crack out a laptop or talk through it with gpt.

I love Jon Stewart as much as the next guy. I think he could do a better job than Trump is doing, but that’s setting a very low bar. Surely there’s someone more qualified than comedy news host John Stewart.

Does that exclude steam deck users?

Social media isn’t broken. It’s working exactly how it was meant to. We just need to break free of it.