What a fucking nutjob

Traitors, every last one

+1 for Rachel Griffiths

Sshhh you might give them ideas

Twins(-ish)!

alias gimme="chown <myname>:staff"

Polls for potential zombie processes:

# Survive the apocalypse
function zombies () {
  ps -elf | grep tsc | awk '{print $2}' | while read pid; do
    lsof -p $pid | grep cwd | awk '{printf "%-20s ", $2; $1=""; print $9}'
  done
}

export -f zombies
alias zeds="watch -c -e -n 1 zombies"

It does make me chuckle when people are too dumb to realize they’re snitching on themselves.

It sucks that what you both want isn’t compatible, but you don’t really have much of a choice but to respect his boundaries. A gentle nudge in the right direction as others have suggested probably wouldn’t hurt, but just make sure you check in with him about it and he knows you’re not nagging or trying to pressure him to do something he isn’t (yet) comfortable with.

PHEASANTS

Bold assumption that he understands fractions

I remember seeing something about a person telling the doctor to go to hell as they were being intubated and just thinking, “No, that’d be you.”