A good rule of thumb is that when something sounds unbelievable you should assume that the source is made up until you locate substantial evidence to confirm the claim. Nowadays, video clips are misrepresented or even fabricated altogether. If this particular claim had been spread far at all and a few days had passed, there would be articles online (at non-junk websites) discussing it. I’m not seeing any such articles in this case.

My personal rule is not to mention such “big unverifiable claim” topics until I’m able to verify and educate myself on it. That avoids me feeling silly by being unable to respond to any probing questions about the big claim. It also avoids spreading the idea that the story is accurate. If all I can say is “I saw it in a feed full sourced from publishers that I don’t necessarily trust” and the claim is unbelievably wild that’s my “stop signal”.

In case the headline didn’t tip you off, this is a satire website. :)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_Supreme

They likely meant tries / prefix trees.

I’ll assume that you mean that the establishment decided to kick the two of you out. That’s a sucky feeling. Could be that he has been a problem there in the past.

Already done in the movie “Idiocracy” which seems to have done a solid job of predicting the future.