I prefer the cows.
Melllvar
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!
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In my area, you are notified by mail that you will be in the jury pool during a specific week (5 days). You’re assigned a group number and an individual juror number.
Each day of the week they’ll announce which group numbers will actually need to report to the courthouse the following morning. If your group doesn’t get called in all week then your obligation is satisfied.
If your group number is called then you have to report to the courthouse in the morning. You’ll be sent to a waiting room with all the other people called in that day. They’ll start calling individual juror numbers at random for assignment to cases. If the end of the day arrives and your number wasn’t called then your obligation is satisfied.
If you’re assigned to a case then the judge will ask if serving would be a hardship. If so, you can be excused and replaced with another juror from the waiting room. Being excused from duty does not satisfy your obligation, but it does end your jury duty for the week.
That’s as far as I’ve ever gotten.
As for ignoring the summons, that’s basically contempt of court. You can be subject to fines and jail time more or less at the discretion of the judge.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How does reader mode work?English
28·5 days agoA web page is a combination of a structured document and a separate stylesheet. The same structured document can be styled in radically different ways just by changing the stylesheet. This is how a website can offer different skins, light/dark mode, etc.
Consider this basic HTML document:
<html> <head><title>Test Page</title></head> <body> <p>This is a paragraph.</p> <ul> <li>This is an unordered bullet-point list item</li> <li>This is also a list item</li> </ul> </body> </html>And here’s a stylesheet to make the bullet points square:
ul { list-style-type: square; }Change the stylesheet and you change how the document is rendered. “Reader mode” is just a minimalist stylesheet built into the browser.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•PSA Huggingface is scraping GitHubEnglish
18·6 days agoA number of my repos are listed.
But the weird part is that it also lists a repo I don’t recognize. The repo does actually exist on my github account, but it’s marked as “ignored”, and the description says it was automatically exported from Google Code. The code seems to be a MacOS shareware file encryption tool called “BitClamp”, published circa 2008.
No idea how it got on my account.
I usually go to wunderground.com
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politics @lemmy.world•Kentucky Gov Orders McConnell to Give a Real Update or Resign AlreadyEnglish
17·10 days agoGuys. Guys. I’ve got it. This is poetry.
Show us your death certificate
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politics @lemmy.world•Kentucky Gov Orders McConnell to Give a Real Update or Resign AlreadyEnglish
2·10 days agoSure. Whether or not its constitutional, etc. is really beside the point. Any official challenge to the governor’s declaration would necessarily involve demonstrating that McConnell is alive and well (or not). In either outcome, the question of the governor’s authority would be moot.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If my partner (biological-female) comes out as a trans-man. Wouldn't still being attracted to him make me (biological-male) homosexual?English
26·10 days agoDon’t stress over labels. They don’t fit anyone perfectly.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•But boy could he play itEnglish
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The ego required for someone to come to this conclusion in the first place, and then double down on it when pressed, is genuinely astoundingEnglish
1·11 days agoFair enough. That was an unkind remark on my part, and your comment does demand a more thorough rebuttal.
The idea that “popular” = “correct” is stupid on its face. Examples predate the internet, abound on the internet, and will continue to arise long after the internet dies. I could go into a white supremacist forum and talk about racial harmony and get downvoted into oblivion, but that wouldn’t make me the asshole. And even if I were the asshole, I wouldn’t be wrong.
Upvotes do not confer moral rectitude. Downvotes are not damnation. And an opinion is not necessarily valid just because it is held by a majority.
And I’m sorry for presuming your emotional state. But if you’re not outraged by this, then why are you arguing that people should be outraged by this?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Those of us who don't use ChatGPT will get this one ;)English
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1·11 days agoYou must be new to the internet.






If that’s his attitude towards #14, how does he feel about #2?