I use febr a rch btw

In my country 911 is for emergencies that require police attention, like armed robberies, etc.

Don’t dare call 911 for a medical emergency or they quite plainly tell you to fuck off and call either the public healthcare phone number (which is a short (and toll-free) but completely different number), or your private provider (which is a normal phone number)

Good luck calling the fire department

The future is…uhh…

I forgor 💀

Who the fuck drinks coffee while eating pasta

Yeah. The proper way is to hook up your phone to, and carry around, your $2500 speakers with gold plated cables or whatever.

Now seriously, I don’t listen to music on the speakers because I’m mindful of other people, so I use headphones or simply don’t listen to music

I’ve said it before, but Ctrl+Insert, Shift+Delete, and Shift+Insert for Copy, Cut, and Paste respectively, are underrated keyboard combinations

It’s perfectly cromulent

My opinion is that once someone invents a word, it exists forever, even if it’s later marked as obsolete/archaic.

Conversely, just because the dictionary doesn’t have a word, doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.

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