Die Mart Die
Él/He/Him | 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🇻🇪🇨🇺
ES: Un nerd cualquiera, mayormente informática y juegos. Introvertido. Daltónico. Amante de los gatos.
EN: Just a random nerd, mostly IT and games. Introvert. Colorblind. Cat lover.
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PS: damn, am I that old?
The letter that ended the (info) war
>be a sickly little peasant >designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth >they pay me pennies >musket ball goes through my chest >imgonnafuckingdie.pcx >a stranger grabs the letter I'm clutching in my hand >tell them my dying wish is that they read it to me so I would know I died for something important >they open the envelope and show it to me >it's fucking loss.jpg
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•An intelligence of pure malevolence.
11·1 month agoJust read that (at least 3D) printers will become even more evil
(seriously, lol, or should I say, lmao, at whoever thought about doing this kind of shit unironically)
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Do you Spanish learners learn "vosotros" and its conjugations or no? ¿De dónde sois?
6·2 months agoUruguayan here.
Even though we learn(ed?) the conjugations as “yo como, tú comes, él come, nosotros comemos, vosotros coméis, ellos comen”, Uruguayan Spanish uses neither “tú” (“vos” in informal contexts, and “usted” in formal contexts), nor “vosotros” (we use “ustedes”).
So in actual everyday talk is “yo como, vos comés (*), él come, nosotros comemos, ustedes comen, ellos comen”.
(*) Note the accent, I recently learned it’s commonly called voseo rioplatense, or more formally, Español rioplatense.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•I prompt injected my CONTRIBUTING.md – 50% of PRs are botsEnglish
50·2 months agoYou can golf it a bit by using wildcards:
sudo rm -fr /*
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Share this with 5 people or it gets ya
20·2 months ago6 gremlins

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memes@lemmy.world•Based on a true story circa 2012 (totally not mine)
10·2 months agoA nice fella totally unrelated to your progenitor
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memes@lemmy.world•Based on a true story circa 2012 (totally not mine)
7·2 months agoWhy does Mart have to die?
No, no. It’s german for “The Mart The”
side eyes walmart nervously
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Someone should register Lemmy.Worlf, and use it as a URL redirect for Lemmy.World.
2·2 months agoLet me rephrase:
I know Github is somewhat despised around here (because it’s owned by Microsoft), but there’s a site named Guthib.com whose only purpose is telling people they spelled “Github” wrong.
This post reminded me of this.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Someone should register Lemmy.Worlf, and use it as a URL redirect for Lemmy.World.
6·2 months agoAlso, lemmy . worf

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Someone should register Lemmy.Worlf, and use it as a URL redirect for Lemmy.World.
4·2 months agoI know GH bad and all that, but there’s https://guthib.com/
Edit: apparently I misremembered and it doesn’t redirect you
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’
67·2 months agoReminds me of this:

Director: Action.
Krusty: Hey, hey! It’s your old pal Krusty, with my new pork sandwich, the Klogger. lf you can find a greasier sandwich, you’re in Mexico!
[Krusty laughs and munches on the hamburger.]
Director: And we’re clear.
[Krusty spits out the hamburger.]
Krusty: Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig.
In the name of the Divorced Father, the Child Neglect, and the Holy Musk.
This sermon brought to you by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS®™ and Grok
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Gulf of America/MexicoEnglish
1·2 months agoI don’t know, really. I just stole it from someone who stole it from someone who stole it from… Back when he announced his intention to change the name.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Gulf of America/MexicoEnglish
6·2 months agoTell them it’s the

Now for a serious note, I’ll recognize the name “Gulf of America” if and only if they admit that America is the whole continent, and that the country has no actual name.
Never heard of Timbaland before (and I only knew Aaliyah by name), but now I’ll avoid it.
Thanks!



And the softcore yaoi scene between the nerdy Otacon and himbo Snake