Idk why not cannabis. It’s very good nutritionally. Hemp seed has all proteins.

Cabbage.

First a BJ, now probing???

Nice, hadn’t known this comic. It’s great.

Should go to trade school instead.

Interestingly, from a macroeconomic standpoint, “wasting” a ton of money by spending it on something that won’t ever yield profit but instead goes to pay people’s salaries, build infrastructure, and conduct intense focussed research and development of computer and energy hardware and systems could actually be a good thing for the economy. Not for the tech companies per se, but it’s a lot more productive than the circle jerking fraud of the mortgage derivatives crisis for instance. Yes, NVDA will eventually correct, but it’ll leave in its wake a huge glut of computing power, pumped up local economies across CA especially, and oversized power distribution infrastructure that could readily be used for anything else really.

Apparently launching your own satellite is getting more and more affordable.

The deal is we get our hands dirty and the rest of the capitalist world gets cheap oil. It’s very bad obviously but it’s not any different than what we’ve been doing for decades. We do a bit of negotiating with places like Nigeria and Venezuela, enough to get some infrastructure built and get some boots on the ground to prove reserves and infiltrate the government, and then when it make sense we provoke a hot war, destroy their defense infrastructure, replace it with our military base/contractors and profit. Cheap oil from Russia is drying up and Europe is thirsty. The Middle East is a lot less easy to control. The playbook has always been to exhaust the reserves furthest away from our ports first (Middle East, Caucasus) and then when the time is right swoop on the easier stuff. Venezuela and Nigeria have always been on the menu.

We need a feature where you can challenge an account to a Turing test.

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Real big issue for the people who fuck kids.

Childish Gambino? Yasiin Bey? Kendrick? Killer Mike? Hip hop alone has never stopped being critical of the machine… You must be living with your head under a rock or in headphones that only play top 40 or something. There is an absolute wealth of music that takes on the various hierarchies that dominate our world…

Edit: Doechii, ffs… Gorillaz… I could go on.

Then all the software nerds become hardware nerds, and the cycle continues.

Honestly it’s great to know they’re struggling with their inevitable deaths. Got to sting a bit. They’re headed for the same dirt they’ve sent so many people to.

You shut your whore mouth

Idk, if you educate women the fertility rate usually drops, so it stands to reason if you reeducate them it’d drop even further…

Octopus.

If you make a mistake on your taxes you can always file a correction later.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/09/dining/fine-water-mineral-sommeliers.html

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