America is not totally a terrible place. Some of the cities are nice.

Boycott World Cup in person!

It’s a good thing they kept coal alive. Can’t wait for my coal driven Ford soccer mom car to release. Little Jimmy and little Linda in the back seat might have to get their hands dirty throwing fistfuls of coal in the furnace, but it will be good for them. Builds character!

Tim Walz for president?

They write letters. Strongly worded ones.