This may be me being a bit pedantic but “1985” is a SR-71 song. They wrote it and did the original recording. The Bowling for Soup version came out 2 months after the SR-71 version. It is one of those songs that the cover is so much more popular than the original most people don’t realize that it is a cover.

I was just talking about this today with my wife’s family. We bought a whole house water filter from water filters of america and part of the reason we trusted them was their website. It looks like it is straight out of the early 2000s. We figured if they were scummy then they would put more effort into there site.

I have always liked Owen Wilson’s acting but after meeting him I realized they he isn’t really acting in most of his movies, he is just delivering lines as himself. I still like his movies it was just kind of a neat realization.

A couple from a co-worker:

If you don’t have time to do it correctly now, what makes you think you will have time to fix it later.

Remember, you are not stuck in traffic, you are traffic.

And a couple from my grandmother:

Don’t study drunk, but if you do at least be a little tipsy when you take the test.

Don’t do anything to your car to make it stand it to the police.

My wife set a tray of tortilla chips on fire in our oven. She was not stoned she is just easily distracted. Fun fact, turns out our oven locks the door when there is a fire inside it so you have no way of actually dealing with said fire. Even turning power off to the oven did not unlock the door.

This is what I’m came here to say. I could not even tell you how many times my wife has read the entire series.

I used to have a pre-filled salt grinder that said “freshly ground for fresher taste”. I always thought “you don’t understand how rocks work” whenever I would read it.

Kash Patel looks like he just threw up in his mouth.

I’m sorry for being a little late I was just wondering if you want to go to the beach with me and I will be there in about an hour or so.

There are some killer restaurants in gas stations where I live. Some of the best Thai food I have ever had comes from a shell station. It is just a couple of older Thai lady’s in a tiny kitchen serving up amazing togo food from the back of a gas station, and there is always a line.

My standard is a mix of plain Greek yogurt and plain “American?” yogurt with hemp, chia, and flax seeds, cinnamon toast crunch, and wheat checks all mixed together. A lot of times I will also do a banana, spinach, ginger, and tumeric protein smoothie.

In case you were still wondering it is a Schlage Everest core.