Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?

Short answer: no. Long answer: depends on the holiday.

Yeah, most rifle calibers are needed to set off tannerite. Should’ve mentioned that in my original comment, but oh well lol.

If someone shoots Boris, the owner will have a lot more to worry about than home invaders

164lbs of Tannerite Kills a Barn

Is the logo (OEONIG, GEONIG?) on the leaf blower not enough to convince you?

I happened to see this the other day at ALDI. I promptly grabbed it and left it in the corral with the quarter when I was done shopping to pass along to someone else though.

I’m scaroused.