minus-squarehalf_built_pyramids@lemmy.worldtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•Time travel doesn't work unless you also have teleportation. If you travel to the past/future, Earth will be in a different position in its orbit, and you'll die in space.linkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 days agoUse the time and space machine on a ruler and send it back in time a pico second, then a millisecond, then a thousand, then a second, then a minute. You just have to calibrate with measurements first. linkfedilink
minus-squarehalf_built_pyramids@lemmy.worldtoNo Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•I'm not a good liar but need to pretend I like my current job and not rant about how much I dislike it till I find a job I like more. How do I make my coworkers and supervisors believe this lie?linkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoNurses literally get the shit work. linkfedilink
Use the time and space machine on a ruler and send it back in time a pico second, then a millisecond, then a thousand, then a second, then a minute. You just have to calibrate with measurements first.