Never mind Elf on the Shelf, this year it’s all about Fuselage in the Garage

The word ‘manhandled’ is doing a lot of war crimes in that headline

All trophies must have a non-detachable, flared base

Strong Babylon 5 vibes

But will he be able to travel back? 😅

Except that video is not turning me on

For more authentic John Wayne cosplay

I recently needed to delete a node_modules directory for a relatively small app. 20 minutes of my life on that shite 💀

My hair all year since I shower in January

Of course, how else they gonna get their drive-thru Starbucks?

Hamberder. It’s always hamberder.

“And on the third day God separated the land and sea to create the continents and oceans. Some say he did a great job, I could do better, many have said it. He put the Strait of Hormuz in Iran, I wouldn’t have done that, bad move. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

Taking bets on how far he gets before going off on a tangent about Sleepy Joe or one of his other greatest hits?

Reporter has not read/watched One Punch Man 👊

Somehow Netenyahu returned

An immigrant did take something tangible from me. My tonsils. I am eternally grateful for this.

Hello Therac-25, what are you doing back here? 💀☢️

I thought that was a CVS receipt