Make … (cough, cough, cough) … America … (cough, HACK, ACK) …Great … (cough, hack, wheeze, cough, hack)… Again

The Chinese government sitting around the phone with the US on hold …“how long should we make them wait?”

“Give them another hour, it’s already been two” (another round of belly busting laugher)

America: … (pretending to make static sounds, muffling their voice like it’s a bad connection)… WHAT’S THAT??! … we’ve got a bad connection … did you say … BOMB THEM MORE? … (keeps pretending to make static sounds)

Someone … or a new artist should just release a new version of the song with new lyrics every year

But to your question … I’m Indigenous Canadian, so from the day I was born, I’ve always been overwhelmed by the world because most of it, especially living in northern Ontario was a government that either actively or passively just wanted us to either disappear, assimilate, go away or just die.

I’ve always seen the world as falling apart. I remind my friends when we debate this stuff that the human species has been around for about two million years, a species that looks like us was around about 100,000 years ago and the most modern ancestor that could think, act and be like us is about 50,000 years ago. We’ve only just started our technological evolution about 200 years ago. So when you think about it, we are more designed as prehistoric cavemen and cavewomen who are easily scared of shadows in the dark or what happens after we die. We have only just taken our first step out of the cave we all used to inhabit. It’s going to take us a few more thousand years to get to the point where our brains can process and live with the modern world we created … that is if we last that long. In the meantime, we’ll just fumble along trying to become temporary Masters of the Universe on our tiny speck of floating dust in the galaxy.

To put things into perspective … listen to Carl Sagan’s Pale Blue Dot

Or watch the cartoonist Steve Cutts A Brief Disagreement

The thing that is pissing me off these days is not so much that the world is falling apart … it always has been for me … its that we are accelerating the amount of danger we are putting all of humanity … and for what? a little bit of profit and for a small group of people to say they can rule the world?

It’s the political version of ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ … America killed democracy a long time ago and they’ve been parading around the dead body for years pretending that everything is OK.

As the years go by it’s getting harder and harder to get people to ignore the rotting stinking corpse they keep dressing up in American flags and uniforms.

Who says it survived the last war in the middle east?

American democracy is an oxymoron

Eat shit America

I wouldn’t mind it if you guys were just destroying yourselves but your stupidity is going to drive the entire world into chaos because you really, really, really want to hold on to the dumbest leader imaginable.

Trump’s not the problem … you all are!

You can take a copy of your constitution, roll it up tightly into a long tube, cover it with Saudi oil and shove it up your ass

Some no name group in Pakistan should just set up a ‘Nobele Peace Prize’ committee and award him the prize in a big grand ceremony in Lahore.

In the ceremony, just place a large oversized gold coloured metal cheap copy of the Nobel Peace Prize and put over Trump’s neck.

It’s not like these idiots follow convention or want to agree with reality - we would know but they wouldn’t care and they could go on living in their own delusional reality.