Assumes he’ll get hung

Hanged (or does he assume he’ll get boner pills?)

I hear Colbert is available.

Nothing beats a Beetle, I heard it’s a real production car.

I wonder if risotto pairs well with flamingo fillets.

America is a self-caricature at this point.

Once upon a time, Stephen Colbert ('s character) uttering “It’s a well known fact that reality has a liberal bias” was regarded as satire. Now, I wouldn’t be so sure.

The numbers must be skewed though, many of the anti-vaxxers don’t get to be old because they make stupid choices.

We almost have the same setup then, I use

ssh_hostnames=$(grep "^Host " ~/.ssh/config | awk '!/*/ {print $2}')
for host in $ssh_hostnames
do
 alias $host="ssh $host"
done

in my .bash_aliases to parse the ~/.ssh/config file and cut off the 'ssh ’ part automatically for every Host I have in there.

You can also use ssh shorthands in ~/.ssh/config

With the added benefit of it looking like you’re yelling at your prompt in order to get it to use sudo.