mechoman444

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If only there was some kind of theory that could explain relativity.

Especially in large celestial objects.

I hear my thoughts in monotone in English and sometimes Russia (my native language)[I am Ukrainian]{I speak Russian because I was born during the Soviet era}

I can see clear detailed images in my head but only in still frame.

You don’t speak dutch? 🤮

/S

I just want my day off so I can have morning sex with my partner and set fireworks off with my kids.

What! No! Say it ain’t so! How did we not see this coming!

Over weight law enforcement officers parading around in bargin bin tactical gear with no identification and ski masks?!?!

Why would anyone ever want to impersonate these easily identifiable people!