“The longer you live, the younger you become” — this bitch has clearly never heard of human leukocyte antigens.

Ah, good thing those are cheap materials, then!

Goo in, goo out.

Millions of small retail or craft businesses now out of business: “haha so true bestie!”

no, no. we MUST create this sacrifice-person to lead us. this is our shot.

I wish the rest of the world would put us under trade embargo. The US imports an absolute fuckton of South Korean electronics and cars. KIA is quite well established here, especially as a budget car.

White People: “guns are for everyone! That’s why there is a second amendment. SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.”

Black Panthers: "oh ok carries unloaded guns’

White People: “wait actually now there are limits”

Jesus, South Korea, now would be a lovely time to instigate an international incident on behalf of all of the other countries currently being bullied by our racist federal government!

Honestly, doing this for would be such a hilarious operational vulnerability that I think it would be like a dinner bell ringing to th international spy community lol.

If they release files with only Republican names blocked out, all it’ll take is a single congressperson to read the full list of names that appear in the documents out loud during a speech and into the public record — then, Internet sleuths and journalists will be able to piece together names from details, they always do.

My problem is that I only want striped tree squirrels to munch on my junk. Any suggestions?

In the way humanity can study the structure of the brain despite being inside one, consciousness is just the means by which the Universe discovers itself. Or something, I don’t know, I’m high.

if you ask me, mushrooms are a bullshit double standard. THEY get to show their genitals to passing hikers in the state park, but when I do it, suddenly everyone gets real prudish? What’s THAT about?

Naked corruption. Investing in cryptocurrency is essentially enabling billionaires to abuse workers on a cosmic scale.

Neato. Always cool to see a new approach. Synapse/Matrix is excellent, but, running a federated Matrix server is an exercise in frustration. So many version forks, so many hard crashes. :(

Aw, look at that, you got the stink lines and everything.

I am not sure cryptocurrency even has a practical use outside of money laundering. I guess it’s a casino, too.

Collecting? Yes.

Paying back out to the government? Not at all.

I’m not sure why you put AI in scare quotes — image recognition is a form of AI, and one that predates any LLM or generative technology. OCR A was invented in 1966.

Driving is honestly very stimulating for me. I have AuDHD and it is one of the few times I feel calm because I can actively engage all of my senses. Something about keeping an awareness in your head of what’s around you and your car really keeps me occupied.

I have been wondering for years why drone bombings aren’t more common with terrorism groups now. They even have off-the-shelf drones that can fly entirely through vertical flow sensors and AI image recognition.