“And if the answer is ‘in her thirties,’ would it be okay for her to date a 21-23 year old virgin?”

I dunno, look how mad they got at the penised protest. A bunch of people showing up in inflatable arm suits will really drive them over the edge.

I mean, they might as well work around the clock since they don’t have beds to sleep in.

That clearly says the top speed is 12.

If he ever said “fucking” or “asshole,” I’m pretty sure an alert would pop up on his son’s phone

There is a lot of punching up he can do: morality, intelligence, compassion, basic human decency. When you’re at the very bottom of something, there’s nowhere else to punch but up.

And that reason is a bunch of governments wanting an easy way to arrest hippies back in the sixties.

THEY CAN’T CALL IT THAT UNLESS IT’S TRUE!

After I posted this comment, that post was the very next one in my feed. When I saw the age bit, I thought “No way.” Yes way.

It’s not researching anything, it’s regurgitating what others have fed it.

So there’s this one user who had posted about a story idea they had wanting to know how old the protagonist is. Someone replied that looking at his post history, they would guess 21-23. So I clicked the dude’s name and man, what a crazy ride. Like 80% of his posts were either about what people thought about someone in their 30s dating someone who was 21-23 (and stated in one that of course if the older person were in their 40s-50s dating a 21-23 they should be killed) or how it was impossible for a 21-23 year old to ever have sex because women didn’t want someone with no experience. I always forget his name and his posts have branched out more, but I’ll be reading something that feels slightly unhinged and then someone in the comments will make a 21-23 year old reference and I realize who I’m reading. It’s like Where’s Waldo, the text-based version.

I mostly lurk, just like how I’m primarily scrolling through this thread to see if the 21-23 year old virgin who’s looking for a 30 year old girlfriend is in here.

I would walk right up to Mick Jagger and play “Baby Shark.”

“Wait. So I’m singin’ about some dude doinkin’ my daughter?”

We started out playing on a system that’s in beta (DC20) using a scenario where the players could wind up intentionally or unintentionally winding up in another reality (I want to try out a lot of different systems).

One of the players had a vision of a future where basically she killed the whole party, but while she knew this was her party, she didn’t recognize them. I threw this in to eventually use in one of the other realties.

Cut to a few months later and DC20 was changing a bit too much for us so we switched to 5e to wait for the beta-ness to settle. I gave the players the opportunity to change their characters up if they wanted, and made the switchover by using a five room dungeon in the form of a dream sequence.

At the end, everyone was their new 5e character except the one who had the vision because she loves her character so much. At the end of the dream sequence, I told her that as she looked around at her party, she saw the faces in her vision and subsequent nightmares. I wound up looking like a master strategist.

My crazy neural connections make me creative. My life of making excuses for my ADHD makes me a great DM and storyteller.

BUT THEY SAID I WAS ONE OF THE GOOD ONES!!!

Oh man, this is that one? I went through their history a couple of days ago when they made one of their weird posts.

It’s a giant “UFO Awareness” ribbon. You can tell because it is the official UFO Awareness color: glowing.

And I suppose your electric bill doesn’t have a “transport fee” that’s two to three times the amount you pay for the electricity you actually use.