

This so dumb, but once on the AskReddit someone posted:
Your murderer says, “You get to choose one object. If I can’t kill you in 15 minutes with that object, you get to leave.” What do you choose?
I wrote:
A confetto (the singular of confetti).
And it received 4.5K up votes.
I’m an Emacs users, so unsurprisingly I use magit, but perhaps surprisingly I use it sparingly, using Emacs’s VC most of the time.