Mister Potter, your imbecilic actions have made the sesh worse for everyone. You are supposed to corner the bowl, not torch the whole top.

I guess having naked concubines walk on your back is out of the picture. Seems weirdly self-limiting, but you do you.

crypto is nothing but scammer garbage.

FWIW, I am not strictly vegan, but the vast majority of my meals are. And I am actually lactose intolerant. I do actually like the taste of a really cold glass of whole milk. And ice cream is amazing. If I am having some kind of spread, I prefer real butter to the fake stuff. Dairy is delicious. I just try to minimize my intake and only buy from the farms that spend the most on animal welfare.

Once I learned about how the cows are constantly pregnant in order to produce that milk, and the calves are separated post birth, etc etc, I’m pretty milk racist, tbh.

Meme maker really needed those two extra frames

Damn, you too? We should start a Signal group.

Millennial equivalent of Live, Laugh, Love.

Removed by mod

Matt started young. Only a few years before I started in earnest. We were all kids in our 20s when I got to know Matt. I think everyone I knew back in the day must be at least 40 at this point. Before the community evaporated and the world moved on, a lot of cool shit was built in Perl and our community was pretty welcoming. Even to 18-25-somethings with more technical skill than sense. Such a wild time to look back on. So now you can say “how can there be at least two JAPHs younger than me” 😉

Matt was complicated. He had high standards for his craft and was very abrasive if he felt you didn’t live up to them. Multiple instances he rubbed people the wrong way and would sincerely apologize. He wasn’t malicious, just had no filter. The world is not better with his absence. Dude was brilliant and it is a damn shame he died so young.

This article though, is pretty lame. Author half hears about some Perl developer dying and writes an article about how he would have vibed with him. Would it have hurt to actually to have done some research for an obit? You didn’t need to use my friend’s death as an excuse for an article just because you had a deadline.

The amount of confused euros ITT is hilarious. Yeah, the states is very backwards. Paper prescriptions, paper checks, paper social benefits cards. What most people don’t realize, like in the meme, just because a pharmacy gets a prescription doesn’t mean they don’t call into the docs office to confirm the script. These are rituals from a bygone era that should have been long replaced by computers and near instantaneous communication.

When this happens, I feel like this