

In the Epstein Files? How unusual.
He sleeps upside-down like a bat and roams the woods of North Left Cascadia at night, foraging for wolves. This is the way.
In the Epstein Files? How unusual.
Nah, those are just Australia’s air-dropped swag from Google’s new Copilot marketing push. Available for a limited time!
He probably thinks that means he’ll get crowned.
Could you imagine the queue to do that civic duty?
Who do you think Putin gets his spy tech, potatoes? Pooh’s got the goods on pretty much everyone, at this point, no doubt. 🤷🏽♂️
If proxies are allowed, then why wouldn’t everyone in said group reconfigure their decks to include their clutch cards? That sounds like an unnecessary and illogical parameter, and implies an unavoidable need by the group to purchase their cards “normally” to feel that they’re doing it correctly. 🤌🏼
Brings us right back to “Fuck WotC, GW, CMON, etc.”, eh? 🤷🏽♂️
While skimping on the details (PII), let’s say that I spent most of the 80-90s within a day’s drive from one of the world’s two parks known to compete back and forth every couple of years (pretty just against each other, at the top) to find out who could build a bigger, faster, crazier coaster. One of these parks is in Japan, and the other’s in the US, and I spent entire days at the nearest one every. single. summer.
There’s just something so magical about the instinctual, mortal fear (completely justified, normal AF) and the learned behavior of blind trust that some intangible “system” is in place, surely. There can’t not be, right? I dunno, after the last 10 years in this timeline, that latter bit’s atomized; a fine, red white, ^and blue^ mist, as they say. I feel ya.
Still. “There was a time…”, right? 😅🤞🏼
Roller coasters
Get off the pavement, ya waxy cunt.
Bonus: their leadership, regardless of location or chapter, are really into children. 🤢🖕🏼
If I collate them chronologically, is that organized enough, or do they need labels & glass cases to qualify? I’ll clean up afterwards. Promise. Shake on it? 😜
They… spark joy?
The real conspiracy is how she knew about the apocalypse that far ahead. You’re primed for bunker time, citizen! And, by that, I mean: the rest of your one-room w/ a bucket life. 🤘🏼🥳🔥🔥🔥🔥
Essentially, “Kill your masters. Become one with the multiverse.” 🤷🏼♂️
I hope he’s still among the living. That special alone would’ve killed lesser humans. 🥲
Too many fall pretty to Fuckitol® in its various forms. 🥲 He was a major inspiration to me, in coming and in life. (and a surprise visitor at a humble cart I ran, back in the pre-Voodoo days, but I froze up.😱)
Self-editing is other-care. Don’t dump your adult-level responsibilities on the community. Do your own tailoring, admitted “argumentative” book club cultist. 🤌🏼 Now, fuck off.
Do the community a favor and edit your original comment so drive-by upvotes don’t muddy the facts, please.
An organizer for the fascists, I presume.
It must be so easy for him to play the stock market when it’s basically a one-row abacus to him. He had a lot a time practicing with those on the cribs of his victims.