Related, a buttload of dildos is just one dildo.

BE NOT AFRAID, SQUIDWARD

To be fair, we skinbags do ruin everything.

…YOU’VE JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE

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Godot

What is this, the Spanish Inquisition? Can’t a guy engage in some casual taxidermy without getting the third degree?

I have lots of things. Don’t worry about it.

Yeah, the Manchester Baby was the first stored-program computer. As others have noticed, you can go down the rabbit hole a long way, depending on what you define as a computer. Fascinating stuff.

Yeah, the whole history is fascinating. I also like to remind my college students that computer science/engineering is one of the rare branches of science/engineering that was founded at least in equal part by women, if not more (again, an arguable point, but undeniable that there is a larger influence from women compared to other scientific disciplines).

Yeah, there were plenty of precursors (hence the MB was arguably the first). But the Manchester Baby was the first stored-program general purpose computer. Gotta pick a point somewhere.

Alan Turing was the father of computer science, but didn’t invent the first computer. Arguably the first computer was called the Manchester Baby and was created by folks at the University of Manchester.

Alan Turing was an absolute boss, though. Huge respect.

Please don’t disparage the good name of CTC. Those are my favorite, and I can confirm I have bones.

LLMs can’t do basic math, and can be convinced that 2 + 2 = potato. Don’t put it in charge of your finances.

Now double dare them back to eat one while it’s still on the bull.

The lite version of this is used in plenty of games. Undertale and Pokémon Rocket Edition are two that come to mind.

For some reason, people using the contraction “everyday” as a noun drives me insane. “Everyday” is an adjective (e.g., an everyday activity), “every day” is the noun (e.g., I do this activity every day).

It doesn’t matter. It doesn’t.

No, crabhorse shoes didn’t come until at least 5 years later.

No idea when shoecrab horses came about, though.

And don’t even get me started on horseshoe crabs. Older than plants, those ones.