

If this headline was written by a human, I hope they get the clap
Old skool fedizen, first joined in 2018. We had to work in the toot mines to generate memes for the federated servers back then.
🐧 Linux admin
💻 Full stack web dev
⚙️ DevOps engineer
🎸 Punk/Metal Guitarist
⚡ ADHD powered
☕ Marinating in caffeine
🤟 Radicalized by human decency
🌈 Ally
🥾 Fascists get no quarter


If this headline was written by a human, I hope they get the clap
Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
~ Ministry - Jesus built my hotrod


“enlightening” is mighty generous


I hope these former employees, and the people in their lives, all do their absolute best to refuse to support Microslop every chance they get. Death by a thousand cuts adds up over time.


Secret smut stash in the woods is about to be a thing again.
We can send them off to ZorinOS as their first diatro. It’s like Linux on training wheels lol
As a longtime Linux-only user, I love how M$ is driving people over to a new OS. But, with increased publicity and adoption makes it a growing target for hackers.


That’s $80 I’ll put towards indie devs.


That’s just it, he posted this dribble on his LinkedIn; it’s where “professionals” can vaguepost about dissatisfaction and anger without sounding mad as hell.
He needs another job, so he can’t go apeshit. Wish he would though… that’d be fun to read lol
Hey, I think you’re pretty darn nifty.


Meanwhile, the fanboys outside who can’t get in…





I bet you’ve been itching to drop that clever pun out for quite some time lol


So… that’s plastic surgery right?

Going emotionally numb, practically running on autopilot most waking hours of the day, making mistakes knowing it was a mistake made, but have no emotional response to it. Decision paralysis over things that were once trivial, afraid you’re going to cause unreal damage that is comically unrealistic.
Just existing because the machine at your heels will grind you up if you stop stumbling forward.
This is where I am and have been since April of last year after losing a job that has plunged me and my family into a financial spiral where we’re about to lose our first family home to foreclosure.
Fuck no. I dropped out of High School thanks to a bunch of racist Hawaiians and Samoans because I started standing up against their bullying midyear.
Kids that look like they might be military brats got targetted quick. I wasn’t one of those kids, but I was just another “fucking haole”. School staff turned a blind eye to the harassment and intimidation. Shits a lost cause when the campus security is literally related or close with these kids families.
Dropped out, got a GED, got a job, started a family, moved back stateside, never looked back. Aloha Oe, ya fuckers lol