propter_hog [any, any]

If you run it like in the meme, it likely will. The company that makes the fan I bought gives a 100 year warranty.

Sexy time with inner self ensues

RETVRN

I understood that reference

\m/ >_< \m/

Chuck Mangione hit me hard, because that’s yet another voice for the reboot of King of the Hill that won’t be there. :c

Don’t. Dump everything in an Exchange Traded Fund (ETF) that tracks the S&P 500. The one with the lowest fees is the Vanguard SPY asset. Unless you dedicate a lifetime to understanding the market, you’ll never turn a profit greater than what this ETF will give you. Beating the market is almost impossible without insider trading.

Edit: missed that you’re in Italy. Find a similar asset in your country. There are similar ones on all major exchanges. You just want to make sure it’s tracking the most successful companies. That’s the gist of what the S&P 500 does. When a company starts performing worse than one outside this range, that new company takes its place. So the list always tracks the top 500. These are global brands, so there is almost certainly a similar asset in your country that tracks most—if not all—of these companies.

Will not be sharing this with my wife

*/ˈlɑːtɛk/ or /ˈleɪtɛk/, but not /ˈleɪtɛks/

Kulaks caused the holodomor

A little of both

I have no basal ganglia and I must scream

Oh no! Anyway.

You don’t clean your air fryer?

The “people” they killed:

I don’t think it’s just lemmygrad. There’s something fucky with posting pictures.

This song came on the radio the other day and I was thoroughly confused. What’s a choogle?

More biologists need to report on the muppetness of animals.

That’s an easy one: it’s pronounced “unionized”.