Who’s wasting it? Just wipe it off with a paper towel and you can use it on your crossword!

You deafen yourself with a sharp pencil. Only way.

Some telcos are willing to guarantee that pager messages will arrive. No-one’s willing to guarantee shit for mobile phones.

None of these comments are life hacks. When did using a documented feature built into your software become a hack?

What I don’t get is why you guys drink and let off fireworks like you have healthcare.

Lucid dreaming is like a real-life superpower.

There’s a trade-off, though. Apparently lucid dreaming does nothing for you in terms of resting.

I dreamed I was repairing laptops, only to have them stolen from me.

I sort of believe dreams hold meaning, but nothing significant. I often tend to dream about what’s bothering me in waking life.

The user experience. The Windows user experience just gets worse and worse while Linux gets better and better.

But they’re in different uniforms. That’s nearly the same as flying a flag.

One of my acquaintances is a woman married to a woman, so I’d say we’ve at least made some advances in minding our own business.

If you’re shooting soup, better stick to bone broth. Anything chunkier will clog the needle.

People who use “can” to mean either “can” OR “can’t” and expect you to work out what they mean from context.

Trump’s name is almost certainly all over the Epstein files. I think there’s an argument to be made that using a tool like that puts you firmly in the “bad guy” camp.

Someone flammable, I bet.

I’m hoping for the duck era.

a DnD oneshot soon, and the theme is toxic masculinity

Sounds like… fun. Why do you want real-world problems in your games?

Sell 40 $1 raffle tickets with a $20 prize, I guess.

How many people go days without drinking tap water?

And it’s not like the books changed. Just the people reading them.

Is there anything about how they originated upon this method?

I haven’t seen anything about this method specifically, but Marsaglia was a mathematician who studied randomness his entire career, so I assume it came about from that.