well when a mommy asymptote and a daddy asymptote meet on opposite ends of an infinite grid, they give birth to a finite area that is carefully and lovingly defined, until the mommy asymptote runs away with a thick veiny fat curve that rules her world, and the daddy asymptote just stands there night-after-night watching them bisect each other

I still get the shakes

I usually dont engage directly with my thoughts unless I am talking to myself out loud which I often do.

I think mostly on instinct, and rationalise/summarize my actions only if I have to.

It’s a bit like waking up at night in a pitch black room and making your way to the toilet. You barely remember it the next morning, but if someone asks you about it you say “oh yeah maybe” and retrieve/fabricate a memory of you navigating around furniture in the dark (because you MUST have), but can’t actually recall it.

He also wrote the theme song for Pringles crisps. This may not be true.

Do you have a swap partition mounted?

Yeah double glazed, and no hasn’t been an issue by my reckoning

it hurts how much I nailed it, dont it

oi’m blohdy seerk of thees bladdy snaeks on this bladdy plain

But I FUCKING LOVE pineapple juice, how dare you!

ah I was hoping for something more coffee cup shaped - thanks anyway

Very well said. This guy needs a new label with some balls. Show them that this guy is bankable by a wider disgruntled public than by a few at the top who are playing theatrical chess.

Here’s the merchandise site: https://bobvylan.myshopify.com/

Huh, never heard of the adhesive type. I’ve used the static/water ones for ~4 years without any issues

no, I mean, got any recommendations for drinking slowly

wait really? and isn’t that always the case with any window?

Pretty easy to cut, but of course it’ll never be perfect, and it’s better to cut smaller than larger since it sticks to the window using water, and needs a complete seal, so any corners that overlap a frame will just slowly force the whole thing to peel off.

Very easy to re-use, it sticks using water and requires a flat piece of card (e.g. an old credit card) to spread it out over the window

One way window heat shield. Reflects 85‰ of the UV back out. Sticks to the window using only water.

Noticeable difference in temperature for any sun-facing windows

got any recommedations?

I dont understand how people eat with metal or plastic chopsticks. Wood? Sure, it practically holds itself

The locust squats upon the leaf, he’s just bidin’ his time…

For conversations I need to have, I rehearse in my head and mutter quips to myself to prepare myself for all contingencies.

This isn’t so I will say these words to the person, but more that I’m convincing myself and arming my mouth when my brain wanders off as it is wont to do.

On the actual day, I drink a soothing tea and don’t say anything unless the uncomfortable topic is brought up. If people clock onto my calm confidence, they usually don’t instigate.

I’ve learned from early on that people prey only on those they perceive weak, but to pre-emptively strike is to invite ruin. So I prepare and stay quiet.

Beer would ruin that planning as I am a lightweight