Krafty Kactus

It’s like if The Onion was right wing

Discovering prostate stimulation was probably the best thing to happen to me sexually.

That’s not a hair on my screen

Society creates this problem by adopting, not shopping (leading to excessive breeding)

Do you mean that society creates this problem by shopping instead of adopting? Your sentence seems completely backwards.

Cap

Love how everyone seems to be missing that apparently his cylinder is 4.5 inches in girth

Thing is, that mirror should be reflecting the wall. For us to be seeing the woman, something incredibly massive would need to be in the room to curve the light

???

1. Feel good hormones are not profit.
2. Yes I think that firefighters should be paid, some open source developers deserve compensation for the value created by their work, and some Wikipedia contributors should probably be paid as well.

Hence: without profit motive.

GNOME-themed breakfast? No thanks I’ll stick to KDE

Also OP actively edits out artist signatures when posting comics and if they didn’t do that, they’d get like 90% less hate.

:O

Bowling so the soup doesn’t have to

Upvoted but this really should be nsfw

Yeah that would be way more readable

“Walkable streets means it’s harder for first responders to get places” MFers when the cars are the things that end up blocking emergency vehicles:

I’ve got a laptop from 2012 that still works like new lmao. Not a chance that would be the case under Windows

PewDiePie has probably brought more people to Linux single-handedly than LTT ever did.

Making the vendor culpable for a user bypassing a software lock is absurd but then again so is this entire bill.