In the land of the Persian kings, Now it’s all war drums and heavy rings, Bombs drop like it’s nothing, no peace in sight, Generations lost, can’t sleep at night.

Trump sold it as a deal, a promise to secure, But it’s just bait and switch, man, nothing’s for sure. He tore up the deal, then threw us in the flames, Now the whole region’s payin’ for his dirty games.

He said it was to protect, to make things right, But it’s been nothing but destruction, all day, all night. He promised us peace, but it’s war that we get, Now the world’s in turmoil, no time to forget.

-Empty G

You Don’t Mess with the Zohran

(sorry couldn’t resist)

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