• 0 Posts
  • 8 Comments
Joined 1 month ago
cake
Cake day: July 5th, 2026

help-circle

  • A man walked to the newspaper stand to buy a copy every single day. The man would take one look at the cover then simply throw the paper into the trash and go about his day.

    Eventually the shopkeep became curious after months of this behavior and he decided to ask the guy what he was doing.

    “Looking for an obituary.” the man replied.

    “Obituaries are in the back of the paper, not the cover.” the shopkeeper said, a little confused.

    “Not the obituary I’m look for.” was the response.