Redistricting is normally done after the US Census, which happens every decade. Next one is scheduled for 2030.

I try to chill in my window seat and wait for one of the big gaps to open up, then I flip into the aisle, Scorpion my carry-on (“Get over here!”), and rush past the flight attendants to get stuck behind everybody else still meandering up the jetway.

But this will be different, everybody will pay a sort of “rent” to use this office, but it’ll be worth it because it’s so big and has bedrooms and bathrooms, and you can put your office wherever you want, and even own it if you want to

Yeah, I thought “stay woke” meant to pay attention originally. As in wake up and see how we’re being divided.

I always just mentally pronounced it neck-essary to remind myself to only use a single C. It never occurred (thanks, spell check) to me to relate it to a physical object.

Mine, of course, is “ocurr” and its iterations.

Not too gross? Good god, man.

So kind of an incompetence issue? If they can’t even secure an indictment, what kind of crazy shit are they pursuing?

Are grand juries the finger in the dike?

And why would we hope for that…?

Don’t forget the sinking of the Maine as pretense for the Spanish-American War.

I’m not too hung up on the how at the moment

It was very in the open, but Trump said he didn’t know anything about it, so the sycophants believed him.

Maybe I’m just not hearing about the Palestinian side of the armed conflict, but is that part still happening? This has felt very one sided for a long while.

Are you kidding? Always dodge twice!

We’ve only been married for 20 years. How can I be sure she really likes me?

Sometimes it be like that.

Flash is such a hilariously overpowered hero, it’s awesome

Oh please please please

Any idea what kind of coding error might delete weirdly specific parts of a web page? Might as well have said it was a spooky ghost.

Dumb or lazy? Why not just apathetic?

Not really, it’s super stable. Just don’t let it get to a few thousand degrees, because then it might burn.