MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 天前I wish I could do executive orders 🤔lemmy.worldimagemessage-square121linkfedilinkarrow-up11.33K
arrow-up11.33KimageI wish I could do executive orders 🤔lemmy.worldMTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 天前message-square121linkfedilink
minus-squareFirst_Thunder@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up31·14 天前Revilutionary idea: If you deport everyone, the crime rate drops to 0 /s
minus-squarehydrashok@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up31·14 天前I keep telling my InfoSec department if no one can sign into their computer, it’s the most secured environment they’ll ever have, but for some reason they don’t think it is as funny as I do.
minus-squareFirst_Thunder@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up7·14 天前Clearly you didn’t put a /s afterwards and didn’t understand you were being sarcastic
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·14 天前standing beside the server nobody can log into “…sarcasm?”
minus-squaremuxika@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 天前Promote vim and you’ll get similar results. If you can’t :wq, then you can’t screw anything up.
minus-squarehydrashok@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-214 天前Everyone knows eMacs is the one true editor, you heathen! (/s; started with vim but have since moved to nano…)
minus-squareGodort@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 天前Authentication Audit Access The ability for the correct people to access the information is just as important as the steps to secure it or review who accessed what and when.
minus-squareClent@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·14 天前That’s because you don’t understand infosec. It’s assure you, they are unimpressed despite their polite chuckle.
minus-squareMentalEdge@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·14 天前Interestingly, if you deport everyone except the president, the crime rate skyrockets to 100%.
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·14 天前Nah, he’ll just lay claim to everything left behind with an executive order.
minus-squareleftascenter@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up4·14 天前The last survivor decides no crime exist and achieves complete enlightenment with a better zero.
Revilutionary idea: If you deport everyone, the crime rate drops to 0
/s
I keep telling my InfoSec department if no one can sign into their computer, it’s the most secured environment they’ll ever have, but for some reason they don’t think it is as funny as I do.
Clearly you didn’t put a /s afterwards and didn’t understand you were being sarcastic
standing beside the server nobody can log into “…sarcasm?”
Zing!
Promote vim and you’ll get similar results. If you can’t :wq, then you can’t screw anything up.
Everyone knows eMacs is the one true editor, you heathen! (/s; started with vim but have since moved to nano…)
Authentication
Audit
Access
The ability for the correct people to access the information is just as important as the steps to secure it or review who accessed what and when.
That’s because you don’t understand infosec. It’s assure you, they are unimpressed despite their polite chuckle.
Interestingly, if you deport everyone except the president, the crime rate skyrockets to 100%.
Nah, he’ll just lay claim to everything left behind with an executive order.
The last survivor decides no crime exist and achieves complete enlightenment with a better zero.