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I’m pretty sure this is the world scalies want, not necessarily atheists in general.
Man: “I consent”
Woman: “I consent”
Announcer: “Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?”
Naaah, needs more feathers on the good boy.
Funny I thought it was the “the world is only 6000 years old” group that thought this was real for their ancestors?
Ateists want their raptors scientifically accurate - with plumage.
I didn’t want this…but now?
a need was created in me
By transmutation of species it can be fulfilled or just by getting a fluffy toy
seems easier to just hire a labful of genetic engineers and put them to work on a deserted central american island
but maybe… maybe I’ll get the plushie
Open the door. Get on the floor. It’s your turn to walk the dinosaur.
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom boom
I mean, if the package includes a Velociraptor that actually cuddles instead of opening doors and hunting me, then sign me up.
Am atheist, can confirm.
Yeah. But not on the bed.
Except some times on a lazy Saturday morning and they’re being annoying because they know it’s normally breakfast time now, but letting them up on the bed is a super special thing to take their mind off it. But they know it’s not a “You just get to do this whenever you want” kind of deal now, it’s invite only still. And they can’t take up all the room or start to clean themselves, shaking the mattress while the humans are trying to sleep in.
Farts are an instant kicking off too.
Utahraptor gets to sleep in the bed. They are rather needy.
Sounds like you shouldn’t own one.
Accurate. I am an atheist and I do want that.
Less than accurate. Where is my wife’s boyfriend? Can’t have him out in the cold!
Sleeping in the raptor bed
Consensually.
Are you kidding? There’s no way I can afford that thing. I live in America man, I struggle to pay for my own food and healthcare.
I would also like feathers on my pet dromaeosaurid please
Just make that dinosaur minipig-sized and you have a deal.
Let me tell you about:
YES.
Thank you.
I love learning about dinosaurs. My favorite is the Ankylosaurus. What’s yours?
