I’m operating under the assumption that after you cum on the carpet you’re the one who cleans it up, and you do it immediately after. I mean if we’re assuming that you’re not cleaning it up after, then why be a stickler about carpets mate? I think it’s pretty rude to cum ANYWHERE and not clean it up yourself.
Well I’m a girl so the only way I can identify with this is as a teenager my brother’s bedroom was plastered in sticky smelly rotting yellow crust everywhere and he never cleaned, he lived in squalor, that’s why I feel so strongly about this topic of cumming on carpet, I recommend against people doing that. Because gross.
Cumming on carpets is a pretty innocuous thing to me to be honest.
That’s something people with no sense of consequence or accountability or responsibility for cleaning carpets would say.
I’m operating under the assumption that after you cum on the carpet you’re the one who cleans it up, and you do it immediately after. I mean if we’re assuming that you’re not cleaning it up after, then why be a stickler about carpets mate? I think it’s pretty rude to cum ANYWHERE and not clean it up yourself.
Well I’m a girl so the only way I can identify with this is as a teenager my brother’s bedroom was plastered in sticky smelly rotting yellow crust everywhere and he never cleaned, he lived in squalor, that’s why I feel so strongly about this topic of cumming on carpet, I recommend against people doing that. Because gross.
Yes. You are 100 percent right. I almost threw up just reading this.
Why, if you rub it in with your foot enough people will just think it was a regular spill.
I was really upset about the Iran bombing but after reading this I think maybe nuclear annihilation wont be so bad
What a terrible day to have eyes.
And feet
What about fucking a couch?
ah yes the neckgina
Fucking a couch is the thing I’m least angry at JD Vance about.
Nice try JD.