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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    Cumming on carpets is a pretty innocuous thing to me to be honest.

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      That’s something people with no sense of consequence or accountability or responsibility for cleaning carpets would say.

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        I’m operating under the assumption that after you cum on the carpet you’re the one who cleans it up, and you do it immediately after. I mean if we’re assuming that you’re not cleaning it up after, then why be a stickler about carpets mate? I think it’s pretty rude to cum ANYWHERE and not clean it up yourself.

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          Well I’m a girl so the only way I can identify with this is as a teenager my brother’s bedroom was plastered in sticky smelly rotting yellow crust everywhere and he never cleaned, he lived in squalor, that’s why I feel so strongly about this topic of cumming on carpet, I recommend against people doing that. Because gross.

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            Yes. You are 100 percent right. I almost threw up just reading this.

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          Why, if you rub it in with your foot enough people will just think it was a regular spill.

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            I was really upset about the Iran bombing but after reading this I think maybe nuclear annihilation wont be so bad

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            What a terrible day to have eyes.

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              And feet

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      What about fucking a couch?

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          ah yes the neckgina

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        Fucking a couch is the thing I’m least angry at JD Vance about.

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        Nice try JD.

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