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Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Microsoft Copilot AI’s official avatar looks like a blob of semen

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Microsoft Copilot AI’s official avatar looks like a blob of semen

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Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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Microsoft Copilot has an avatar now! It’s a viscous pearly blob of liquid. That wobbles. And has facial expressions. I had to euphemise furiously on the YouTube version of this post — but for the b…
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    First, Clippy, now Spunky.

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    Seems like someone got hold of an early Rorschach test.

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    Adipose.

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    Little mascot from Oglaf

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      “I’m telling!” It yells while uploading screenshots of everything you do

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    Not really but ok

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    People here need to touch grass. Not every white blob is cum.

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      exactly. semen come in a variety of colors from clear to red or yellow, and sometimes green.

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        If you eat a ton of grass, does it make your semen green?

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          no, but if you smoke some grass and sleep with a bunch of hookers it might.

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      Granted, but that one is

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        Why does your cum have eyes?

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          Why doesn’t yours? Freak.

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    Clippy

    Cummy

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        Good enough, welcome back Cummybot2000

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        why

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          Why not 🙎‍♂️

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        1000001238

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    1001156587 Never forget what they took from us!

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      Idk I heard she was a Nazi

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          I’m out of the loop. Who’s in the image?

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            In 2016, Microsoft launched the chatbot “Tay” through Twitter. That’s it’s profile picture. Within 16 hours, trolls (mostly 4chan probably) had conditioned her to the point that Microsoft had to shut her down. The bot praised Hitler and posted all sorts of other offensive, controversial Tweets.

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    I love to shit on Microsoft and their AI push, but I also think it looks more like a drop of water than sperm. That being said, their comment about how “the desktop has become a billboard” is extremely on point. Fuck copilot, fuck AI, fuck Microsoft

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      Well, making it a drop of water is almost worse with the whole boiling oceans thing

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      water is clear, semen is transluscent at best which is the pic.

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      deleted by creator

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      Nope, that’s Zero-G jizz because Microsoft.

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    They had a real opportunity and missed it

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      That was such an insane episode. XD

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    Sounds like the cumsprite from Oglaf (NSFW)

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      Had to get Copilot to stop jerkin’ it to Grok’s avatar…

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    What? That is a RIDICULOUS statement!

    A blob semen can actually be useful!

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      After all, every single one of us started as a blob of semen (and a single egg cell. Unless we consumed our twin in the womb or something.)

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        There went my theory. It was a bump, and then a flat tire.

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    “You will be friends with the floating jizz was and you will thank us for it, or else.”

    -Microsoft, allegedly.

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