I personally have finished three chapsticks from top to bottom. (using them correctly, not eating them.)
I find the mates to MOST of my socks
Did you work out where the drier puts them? Every load, two matching socks go in, but when I unload them there’s either; just one sock, or two different socks.
I cheat and use Loc-a-Sok sock holders. I still may take forever to get my laundry out of the dryer, but almost never lose a sock!
Do they act to maintain the sock’s grip on our plane of existence?
I answered a ringing payphone, just like in the movies.
Had that happen in an elevator. Elevator call boxes have a phone line for emergencies.
RING!
(pushes button)
“Hello?”
“Hello, who is this?”
“This is an elevator.”
“No, seriously, who is this?”
“No, seriously, this is an elevator.”
(Everyone in the elevator starts laughing)
“OMG… this really is an elevator!”
“Well, yeah, that’s what I told you.”
“How are you talking to me?”
“The call box started ringing so I pushed the button.”
“Um, OK, can you hang up now?”
“Well, there’s no real phone, just a button and a speaker, so I think you have to hang up.”
(CLICK)
