TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoMe after 3 shots of vodkalemmy.worldimagemessage-square49linkfedilinkarrow-up1442
arrow-up1442imageMe after 3 shots of vodkalemmy.worldTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square49linkfedilink
minus-squareCapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·1 month agoThe good news is my bra is off. The bad news is my manboobs are sagging and the conversation in the room turned awkward.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoare they going to let you back into the Golden Corral?
minus-squareCapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-21 month agoThe manager said “no”, called me “vibe killer” as he escorted me out and locked the door behind me. A meth-head said “welcome to the club” and invited me to IHOP, so, not a total loss.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agothe good ihop or the one out back the mall?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agowould you tell Cranessa I said “Where’s my $10? Gimme my $10” thanks
The good news is my bra is off. The bad news is my manboobs are sagging and the conversation in the room turned awkward.
are they going to let you back into the Golden Corral?
The manager said “no”, called me “vibe killer” as he escorted me out and locked the door behind me.
A meth-head said “welcome to the club” and invited me to IHOP, so, not a total loss.
the good ihop or the one out back the mall?
Yeah. That one.
would you tell Cranessa I said “Where’s my $10? Gimme my $10” thanks