violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agohot take but i agree so muchlemmy.worldimagemessage-square48linkfedilinkarrow-up1200
arrow-up1200imagehot take but i agree so muchlemmy.worldviolet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square48linkfedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·edit-21 day agoI am just imagining a dude so obese, he pisses pure butter and shits chocolate fudge. Making them cum means getting a hot shot of Cinnabon icing on your face. The most delicious man you’ll ever fuck.
minus-squarexavier666@lemmy.umucat.daylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 day agoSir, your lemmy privileges have been irrevocably rescinded for one week for writing that comment.
minus-squareIlovethebomb@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 day agoWhy does your brain work like this?
minus-squareimadethis@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoWhat’s the old joke about men not having a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money? I now have a new reason to slot in.
I am just imagining a dude so obese, he pisses pure butter and shits chocolate fudge. Making them cum means getting a hot shot of Cinnabon icing on your face. The most delicious man you’ll ever fuck.
Sir, your lemmy privileges have been irrevocably rescinded for one week for writing that comment.
Why does your brain work like this?
Drugs.
What’s the old joke about men not having a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money? I now have a new reason to slot in.