ptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoTrue words of wisdomsopuli.xyzimagemessage-square46linkfedilinkarrow-up1466
arrow-up1466imageTrue words of wisdomsopuli.xyzptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square46linkfedilink
minus-squarePainInTheAES@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up80·2 months agoIt’s only when you poo standing that you realize how much you spatter
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoThat first shart is like a shotgun
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoBird shot super spread
minus-squareflint@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI was going to say shitgun, but it felt too on the nose. You sir/ma’m found the sweetspot [chef’s kiss]
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoYou know what don’t tell me I’ll figure it out. First you shoot your slug, then you go buck. Right? That sounds right.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoThis is Sea Parks reminder to all guests that the first three rows are a splash zone
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoThe cycle of life, and death. Born to shit, forced to wipe.
It’s only when you poo standing that you realize how much you spatter
That first shart is like a shotgun
You mean a shartgun
Bird shot super spread
I was going to say shitgun, but it felt too on the nose. You sir/ma’m found the sweetspot [chef’s kiss]
I’ll allow it
Slug or buckshot?
You know what don’t tell me I’ll figure it out. First you shoot your slug, then you go buck. Right? That sounds right.
This is Sea Parks reminder to all guests that the first three rows are a splash zone
The cycle of life, and death. Born to shit, forced to wipe.