I work with kids, and one in particular has inside jokes with pretty much everyone he meets, and I don’t know all of them. He was sitting next to another kid to eat lunch, and since part of my job is to help him develop social skills, I encouraged him to talk to his friend.

Immediately, one of them turned to the other and went, “Nee nee nee nee!”

The other turned back, “Nee nee nee nee nee!”

And I sat there like, “Whelp, I guess I’m getting what I asked for.”