I fucked every cow I ever seen. I was flying over the country the other day, and I’ll be damned if I didn’t have to go back and track down thousands of he-cows so I could sex them up with the mormon Bible thumping Dick humps. It was sick brah and also bad as good.
This schtick getting old now? I can out-weird you if I want to. It’s just dumb and I’m nearly done with it. Maybe one more deranged manifesto. Something about fart horses, who knows. Then I’m out.
You do you, I’ll do me, and we’ll meet back here when we wanna touch each other in a profound way as Jesus Christ touched me in a Mormon church the other week, and that was when I was touching myself!
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I ain’t never fucked a cow, just large women, and I’ll do it again for the sake of bringing Jesus Christ into their hearts and souls.
I fucked every cow I ever seen. I was flying over the country the other day, and I’ll be damned if I didn’t have to go back and track down thousands of he-cows so I could sex them up with the mormon Bible thumping Dick humps. It was sick brah and also bad as good.
You shouldn’t have sexual relations with animals unless they consent, bro. Thems the rules.
I made the fuckin rules and I say cows is hot! It’s done been a hot minute since you said Jesus is your bitch. You good bruh
I know
I know your lord carnally.
And there 8nt a got dam thing any fuckin surgeon can say to my mom about it
I’ll fuck ur mom’s ass in front of doctor if she she needed someone to do that to save her from bowel cancer or some shit
You and me both bruh?
This schtick getting old now? I can out-weird you if I want to. It’s just dumb and I’m nearly done with it. Maybe one more deranged manifesto. Something about fart horses, who knows. Then I’m out.
You do you, I’ll do me, and we’ll meet back here when we wanna touch each other in a profound way as Jesus Christ touched me in a Mormon church the other week, and that was when I was touching myself!