(screen capture of an AliExpress product scroll today, my first time visiting their site)
Silicone for face lifting… And you get 5 of them. In case you wear them out, you know, lifting your face.
I like how they also advertise a kit to clean up the inevitable mess you’re going to make with the air pistol they sell.
You chew on the thing and it trains your facial muscles which changes the shape of your face. I don’t know whether that makes a lot of difference and whether this product in particular does what it says it does but the principle doesn’t seem too far-fetched, does it?
It looks like someone chewing on a large buttplug, so even if it doesn work on your face…
…you can reshape your butt cheeks if you do a bunch of keagles
It does.
What is you’re on a fuckton of juice and hormones?
My initial reaction is that it strongly feels like junk science, but I’m also not in the health field. Moreover, if somebody had shown that image without text and asked me what the product was for, face sculpting wouldn’t have been my first guess (or second, or third).