She’ll give up Trump’s most wanted and head off into the sunset (or resume operations, one).

There goes middle management

When I was in school, I worked in a coffee shop and I’d down espresso shots/drinks until closing and then jump in the bed.

Twenty years later, I have a cup a few times a week and if I have much more I start to get wired feeling, or have trouble sleeping that night.

I’ve read that’s part of getting older, caffeine just hits a bit harder.

I guess I just don’t feel bad for corporations.

Some of the viral videos show this in action. In one, a man can be heard telling employees at Chipotle that he was called in to “clean house” because portion sizes have been “lacking.”

He makes a phone call to call in his troops, who then begin haphazardly “cleaning” the restaurant and attempting to enter the employees-only area behind the counter as the store’s manager calls the police.

Honestly, it’s kinda funny. I wouldn’t watch the video, but reading the article brought out a chuckle.

I only have a red vase.

Edit: I have a brown one too, but not an octopus in the whole house.

That fan is responsible for a lot of people finding out their name was Luke and their best friend was their dad.

I think because it’s the state doing it.

I guess if we elect a bunch of socialist Democrats, we could get term limits for them too.

But only for $5.00

Whenever I read: AAVE, I like to imagine it’s pronounced like the halo theme.

I am sitting with worse posture than this.

You know there’s a just a sweaty shirt hanging on the across the shower curtain rod

The lower horn

I think it’s because cold scrote looks kinda 🧠

Cool. Cool cool.

The term: “hanging brain” deserves a moment of our respect.

100% valid and all good points.

She must have. How else would anyone know?

Owning and knowing how to safely use a firearm is an US right. I don’t agree with the current interpretation of the 2nd Amendment, but the Supreme Court said so, and nobody asked me.

I’d encourage anyone here to seriously look into purchasing a gun and a silencer.

Also, a silencer won’t save your ears. Guns are still super loud and a lot of bullets are supersonic. Get a can and some hearing protection and use both.

Of course, a lot of that probably depends on where you live.