Sit at home on my Japanese toilet with a heated seat, stand everywhere else. Heated toilet seat is blissful.
But then you don’t get to play the sinking and or stain cleaning game? That’s one of the best parts of being a man!
I sit down sometimes when I’m tired or if I just wanna sit down and fuck around on my phone for a bit. Also at night! I love those no lights to not fuck up your sleep, sit down, take a piss, then quickly get back to bed without touching your phone or talking to anyone so you can hopefully go back to bed!
After moving into my own house as a teen, I always sit at home. I’m the dude who has to clean the washroom.
At a public place with a urinal, I’ll stand. I always feel weird sitting on it.
I think if anyone did the research on this, they’d find that showers are okay with sitting but growers absolutely need to stand.
I sit to pee at home. Out in the wild no fuckin’ way.
My dick dips into the toilet water if I sit to pee.
My dickhole dipping into water or rubbing on random ceramic, as being unwanted, should be as uncontroversial as a bidet being the clearly ~only way to clean poop from a butt.
But here we are, “just use some paper to wipe it off” is not only a permanent standard in the US but apparently worth fighting over, in times of shortage lmao.
Im not interested in getting pee splash on my pants, shoes and floor for macho points.
Yeah, I sit when I pee.
Target practice
Ever peed standing while wearing shorts? It’s disgusting. Just sit down like a civilized person. Or clean the toilet yourself, properly, so you know how nasty it is to wipe away pee splatters all over the place from you and all other men who didn’t sit down.
Sitting down is also much more relaxing.
…is this the reason guys prefer longer shorts? So they don’t feel the splashback of toilet water on their legs when they stand to pee? You guys don’t care if it spashes back you just prefer to wear it all day obviously?
It’s pee that splashes back, and no, short shorts look stupid. I prefer longer shorts even though I sit down.
… its not toilet water thats splashing
Only time I pee standing up is if I’m outside or I’m at work and have zero time to waste
Standing is just gross. Pee mists everywhere, even if you have perfect aim. All around the toilet and the wall and floor near it.
And if you need proof of this, visit the house of a bachelor that never cleans.
Sitting unless I’m in the forest.
Uh we have a shower
I can tell you exactly when I started sitting to pee. The day after I took over the bathroom cleaning chore.
It’s great as long as you don’t pee perfectly forward and don’t realize it until you’re standing up in a pool of pee.
No matter what I try, this just happens sometimes, so sitting or standing are both awful
How does that happen? You point your dick straight down and the stream decides to shoot out at a 90 degree angle?
It’s too small, maybe about half an inch or less. There isn’t much else to explain. Stream often lands between the bowl and the seat and I don’t realize it until it’s too late
So you tilt your hips down? That’s how you direct pee with a vulva.
I… don’t actually understand how to do that. I broke my back two decades ago, and no one ever told me after I healed I could move again the way I used to, so there are ways people understand how to move that I’ve just forgotten
Touching your own pp is gay, apparently
Sitting is not only superior, it’s also optimal for proper urination. This is not my opinion. A pelvic PT professional told me this. I only stand rarely. Mostly when I’m in a public restroom with a urinal.
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I agree: peeing while in line really keeps things moving 🫡
Absolutely stand.
Sitting has a number of problems, for me it’s mainly dick touching the toilet seat and it’s impossible to pee all the way with the dick curved inside the bowl. And, if it’s a public toilet, it’s simply nasty.
It is completely possible to avoid splashing and noises and spreading pee around while peeing standing. Just aim slightly away from water, and if your aim is bad, clean whatever mess you could make.
Also, urinals are superior pissing devices and should be used when possible.
You do know they make big dick toilets, right? Lots of room for dangle.
The only time big dick and little dick men share a problem.
I go into a lot of fancy houses for work and some of them have urinals in some of their bathrooms, I’m always quite jealous about them when I see one, would definitely be nice to have (and that’s coming from someone that sits to pee at home, but does experience some of the issues you describe).
