Upvoted and gagged. Eew.

Never upvoted an unpopular opinion so fast.

I’ve had that stuff once in my life, and that was enough. Unbelievable.

This isn’t even an unpopular opinion. It is an objectively incorrect statement.

Well done! A proper UO! Now get out!

Definitely. As an industrial lubricant, you’ll not find a superior product to stop that sliding door from squeaking.

I have heard that some fools consider it edible though. I cannot fathom why however. Molten glass dipped in sulphuric acid would be more palatable.

Miracle Whip is made from water, soybean oil, high-fructose corn syrup, vinegar, modified corn starch, eggs, salt, natural flavor, mustard flour, potassium sorbate, spice, and dried garlic.

So, a lot of shit that is unhealthy. It’s not unpopular, you’re just wrong.

Actually brave take here

Miracle whip has it’s uses…but sure as shit not as mayonnaise.

high-fructose corn syrup

Can’t tell if you’re one of those insane people who like corn syrup sodas or one of those insane people who like diet sodas.

Either way, well done, you pissed off a lot of people lmao

Kewpie and nothing else.

What the fuck is a miracle whip?

out. just.

get out

You are wrong, upvote.

That’s because it’s still mined from the deep well deposits that exist underneath Indiana.

While “real” mayonnaise is that abomination the French came up with after they mined out all of their deposits.

Laughs in Duke’s superiority