- Most outrageous / unbelievable lies
- Most offensive / dangerous lies
- Most “adult meant it as genuine advice but it’s laughably out of touch” lies
- Lies you wish you still believed
- Lies you took as truth and didn’t question it until you were way too old


When my dad didn’t know better when I was a little kid, I told him how curious I was to try soy milk after seeing it in a kids’ show
He told me to never drink it because then I’ll start growing boobs
What really annoys me about this one is that if there really was a drink that would make you grow breasts, surely it would be regular milk, no? The fluid secreted from the mammary glands of post-partum female mammals?
https://www.healthline.com/health/food-nutrition/is-there-a-soy-milk-estrogen-connection#benefits
It’s not entirely unfounded. but the effect is pretty low.
however: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19496976/
cow’s milk does absolutely mess with prepubescent kids bodies