What as a English man should I look out for on a trip to the USA.

  • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    USA is really quite safe, just remember to not be black or a woman

    Oh and wear a ballistics vest if you’re going anywhere near a school

    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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      10 months ago

      Also not arabic or queer. Also dont cross streets without a green light or you might get vaporized by an orbital drone for the royal offense of “jaywalking”

      • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        And don’t try to stand in some place idly outside for more than a minute. They call that “loitering” and it’s the barbaric act of experiencing being alive in public without spending a dime.