Personally, I have never gotten the hype by the names “baby,” “babe,” “bae,” “honey,” it feels forced to me. I’ve seen those TikTok videos where as a joke people will address their spouses by their real names and the spouses get mad and say something like “my family and friends can call me that, but you can’t.” I’ve never gotten the seriousness of it. If we already know we’re boyfriend and girlfriend, or husband and wife, why should I have to address you by those names? Again, I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with saying them, but using real names should become more common as well.

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    I don’t know. I think it would lead to weird conversations, especially during romantic events.

    Jane: John, please put your pipi in my vivi soon as I believe I am properly irrigated.

    John: Solid copy, Jane. I will proceed to initiate the insertion protocol.

    Jane: I appreciate that, John.

    John: You are welcome, Jane.

    Jane: Oh my, John. That feels too big.

    Jack: Sorry, Jane. That was me. I was distracted watching the news on the television when you spoke and must have misheard. I will pull out my pipi from your vivi, Jane.

    Jane: Jack, you’re so distracted! haha

    John: Announcement! I have completed the insertion protocol, everyone. Jane, is it too big?

    Jack: Ouch! That is me, John.

    John: Jack, oops. I think I am also distracted by the news on the television. The story about the wiffle ball team going to a Major League baseball game was engaging due to the similarities and differences between the two sports. Nonetheless, I will initiate the withdrawal protocol from Jack.

    Jack: Thank you, John.

    Jane: Attention in the mess hall including John and Jack! I have decided to terminate my participation in the currently proceeding intercourse attempt. Please robe and vacate within 53 second per the terms of services. I love you, John, Jack, and Jake.

    Jake: Thank you, Jane.

    Jane: You are welcome, Jake.

    Jack: Thank you, Jane.

    Jane: You are welcome, Jack.

    John: Oh my, everyone. The wiffle ball team was at the baseball game. Is not that interesting?

    Jake: John, please pay attention.

    Jane: Thank you for getting John’s attention, Jack.

    Jack: Jane, that was not me. Jake, please inform Jane that it was you that acquired John’s attention.

    Jake: Jack, I will. Jane, it was I that acquired John’s attention.

    Jane: Oh, Jake, thank you. Also, I retract my thanks to Jack.

    John, Jack, & Jake: Noted, Jane.

    John: Thank you, Jane.

    Everyone: Okay, bye!

    The End

    See what I mean??

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      If you replace every name with a term of endearment, this is still super fucking weird. This has nothing to do with pet names.