I want a shitty made-up quotes community. I don’t want to moderate one, so I request that someone please make it and bump me with a link 😁

I don’t know. I think it would lead to weird conversations, especially during romantic events.

Jane: John, please put your pipi in my vivi soon as I believe I am properly irrigated.

John: Solid copy, Jane. I will proceed to initiate the insertion protocol.

Jane: I appreciate that, John.

John: You are welcome, Jane.

Jane: Oh my, John. That feels too big.

Jack: Sorry, Jane. That was me. I was distracted watching the news on the television when you spoke and must have misheard. I will pull out my pipi from your vivi, Jane.

Jane: Jack, you’re so distracted! haha

John: Announcement! I have completed the insertion protocol, everyone. Jane, is it too big?

Jack: Ouch! That is me, John.

John: Jack, oops. I think I am also distracted by the news on the television. The story about the wiffle ball team going to a Major League baseball game was engaging due to the similarities and differences between the two sports. Nonetheless, I will initiate the withdrawal protocol from Jack.

Jack: Thank you, John.

Jane: Attention in the mess hall including John and Jack! I have decided to terminate my participation in the currently proceeding intercourse attempt. Please robe and vacate within 53 second per the terms of services. I love you, John, Jack, and Jake.

Jake: Thank you, Jane.

Jane: You are welcome, Jake.

Jack: Thank you, Jane.

Jane: You are welcome, Jack.

John: Oh my, everyone. The wiffle ball team was at the baseball game. Is not that interesting?

Jake: John, please pay attention.

Jane: Thank you for getting John’s attention, Jack.

Jack: Jane, that was not me. Jake, please inform Jane that it was you that acquired John’s attention.

Jake: Jack, I will. Jane, it was I that acquired John’s attention.

Jane: Oh, Jake, thank you. Also, I retract my thanks to Jack.

John, Jack, & Jake: Noted, Jane.

John: Thank you, Jane.

Everyone: Okay, bye!

The End

See what I mean??