Donald Trump huffed and puffed online after Maryland Gov. Wes Moore challenged him to walk the streets of his state.
The 79-year-old president lashed out on Truth Social on Sunday at Moore’s “nasty and provocative” invitation three days earlier to join him for some light cardio in Baltimore, calling the city a “crime disaster” and threatening to deploy National Guard troops.
Trump was so angry about the public safety walk invitation that he suggested he may pull federal support for rebuilding the city’s Francis Scott Key Bridge, which collapsed last year.
When this fucker finally kicks it, I feel like it’s literally going to be the special edition ending of Return of the Jedi in America.
I got those horns stuck in my head now.
I call dibs on shouting “WEESA FREE!!!” in a Jar Jar voice.
Starting to look like the safest mode of assassination of that man would be to just yell “BOO!” when he’s not expecting it, and then let his failing physiology do the rest of the work.
That fat fuck doesn’t even walk on the golf course.
Which is a little surprising. If he walked his assistants would have more time to place his ball where he meant to hit it instead of where he did.
“Yet another hole in one. That’s 18 in a row. Well done, sir!”
vindictive man-child running US.
edit: traitor + child-rapist
Vindictive man child-rapist running US.
He is the most prolific traitor in American history, worse that ALL the other American traitors COMBINED.
Any list of his negative character traits should START with Traitor.
The people could have easily not voted for a vindictive man child rapist.
Strange how you have to fight child molesters in some Pizzaria without a basement.
How these richest fascists on earth are somehow going to get rid of the deep state.
Strange how there must be pedo pictures of Trump somewhere in Putins safe, Bibi has some copies too… Would explain the lap dog behavior.
Strange how somehow it’s the Democrats fault and all. MAGA rather fights some problems in fantasyland/narnia than looking at reality. Everything they accused anybody of is done by their people
that too
Perhaps he is better at squats or pushups?
Look I like to be judged by my strengths rather than my weaknesses, too.
Was your Trump vote a strength or a weakness?
Troll bait baby. You know you have a new account indicator next to your face lol. I probably do, but that’s because I don’t like my identity being one name
Huh? That actually did vote for Trump. What does a new account really say? Not much.
You do also know that we can go look at their profile and see you are completely full of shit, right? You seem not to know many things.
They voted for him.
The shitheads that voted for this imbecile, moronic, man-child are now going WTF did we do? My medicaid is cut, the groceries are more expensive, my quality of life has not gone up. But my pres is a lot richer than he was 9 months ago.
Nah, most doubled down and continue to blame dems.
Pretty much. It’s basically “he had to cut <xyz> because [Biden/Obama/AOC spent all the money!!] or [Blue States took all the money!!]”
Its because he would have a heart attack and literally die.
Dude’s circulatory system is very obviously failing.
He believes everyone has a set amount of energy to burn and that working out would bring him closer to death. He’s said so publicly.
Well that explains it. He took the invitation as a death threat.
Unironically yes.
He is of course too narcissistic to just literally admit that, but uh, yeah.
I do wonder if even an evemt that was mistaken as an attempt on his life could cause enough stress to end him. He seems so frail. A secret service tackle would probably break a hip.
Who the fuck cares??? Fuck that fascist pig.
Release the Epstein Files.
lol…feed him up with big macs stuffed with meat from the heart attack grill first, he prolly wouldn’t make it a couple feet before his heart gives out XD
I think we should explain that McD has a drive in for people walking, that might tickle his pickl
I am going to risk getting alcohol poisoning in celebration when he finally dies.
Calling out around the world Are you ready for a brand new beat Summer’s here and the time is right _For dancing in the street
I will do it.
Trump would shit his pants after a few dozen steps
Love to see it.
He should send NFT Trump, the version of himself that’s fit and young and much less orange.
Like his own version of an Uzi Jesus card.
can we get some fucking submission standards please
OK, you’re right BussyGyatt, you deserve only the the most productive and serious of posts.
