Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoMissing the pointslrpnk.netimagemessage-square47linkfedilinkarrow-up18
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minus-squaremiseducator@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoJesus after seeing this pic:
minus-squarekossa@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoNowhere in the bible is explicitly written, that Jesus didn’t think of that. Might have had wheels for all we know. Maybe he just skipped gym and was weak af. Or had the wrong wheels for the terrain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
minus-squarerarsamx@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoSkipped the gym? Not the Christ depicted in so many churches where he looks like an Olympic gymnast, 6 pack and all.
minus-squareLordCrom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months ago9 pack, he had an extra ab, like Batman.
Jesus after seeing this pic:
Nowhere in the bible is explicitly written, that Jesus didn’t think of that. Might have had wheels for all we know. Maybe he just skipped gym and was weak af. Or had the wrong wheels for the terrain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Skipped the gym? Not the Christ depicted in so many churches where he looks like an Olympic gymnast, 6 pack and all.
9 pack, he had an extra ab, like Batman.