“Hi, I am an Albanian assassin but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to assassinate you.
Please be so kind to assassinate yourself and then forward me the proof. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards,Albanian assassin”
Every top assassin knows to start your emails by explaining you are in fact a top assassin.
Noone wants to be confused with a bottom assassin.
If there’s a “best” assassin, it stands to reason that there’s also a “worst” assassin.
Maybe the worst assassins are all the friends we made along the way.
the assassassin is to be feared
Well it would be stupid to say you are a bad assassin, think it through dummy.
Pull an “Albanian virus”:
“Hi, I am an Albanian assassin but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to assassinate you. Please be so kind to assassinate yourself and then forward me the proof. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards,Albanian assassin”
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Professionals have standards