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    3 months ago

    Are a couple of bits of toast a couple of slices of toast? How much toast does this madwoman eat?

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      It’s actually 8 bits in a bite, with 12 bites to one slice of toast. She just wants him to tip the toaster over her open mouth and tap the bottom until she’s had her fill of the crumbs. He’s happy to be able to reuse the knife to tap the toaster.